Wanna see us play live? Well, we don't do the stadium tour thing and we aren't slaves to the Master of All Ticket Agencies. We play for The People in the hidden trove of dive bars in pissant towns across North America.
Check out our The Salty Pudding Tour to see where we're playing. We're not coming to a town near you? So, what! Hitch a ride, hop a freighter, or steal a car and come find us.
See where we went on our Hold the Mayo Tour
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